December 2009
38 posts
Ben: I hate christmas lights after chrismas (while looking at texts in his cell phone).
Matt: Who's saying that?
Ben: I'M SAYING THAT.
i'm fucking saying that.
SYNONYMS FOR VAGINA
ali-sin:
spoiled-milk:
hennypotter:
eudaimoniaictheory:rentedsurroundings:
copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon...
drops from my eyes
rolling in disguise
because they’re not supposed to be
something you could see.
if i let them flow
salt and water owns
the skin that fills my face
all i feel has changed.
“I love you. I love your eyes. I love your smell. I love your hair. I love your...”
– via: I wrote this for you (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
sometimes
while riding the subway, i pretend to answer my phone. just to fuck with people.
“I used to do drugs. I still do, but i used to, too.”
– Mitch Hedberg
“Should I sit down and do nothing, or should I lay down and do nothing?”
– Jim Gaffigan
No one else will have me like you do. No one else will have me, only you.
Bon Iver - Re: Stacks
you just have to relax for...